Clickbait I’m on the Fence About


“This Was in Your Food Last Night!”

“Remember Abraham Lincoln? You Won’t Believe What He Looks Like Now”

“These Three Easy Steps Will Turn Your Children Into Stacks of Gold Bullion!”

“Remember Donald Trump? You Won’t Believe What He Looks Like on the Toilet”

“This Is What People Really Think About You”

“This Is What You Really Look Like in Your Favorite Jeans”

“This Is Whom Your Spouse Really Voted For”

“You Enjoyed the Movies Lindsay Lohan Made as a Child—What Per Cent of What Happened Next Was Your Fault?”

“Do You Want to Have a Beautiful Body? How Much Veal Can You Eat?”

“You Don’t Believe in the Devil, but This Site Guarantees It Will Give You a Winning Lottery Ticket in Return for Your Immortal Soul!”

“Click Here to Guarantee Permanent World Peace—but Not in the Way You’re Thinking”

“Which of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Are You? Take This Quiz to Find Out!”

“Rob Gronkowski Pooped This Last Week!”

“Have You Ever Strangled a Manatee? Here Are Five Ways You’re Doing It Right Now!”

“How Closely Are You Related to Pol Pot?”

“Ten Ways Clicking on Clickbait Causes Cancer”

“None of Your Friends Like You!”

“You Thought Nobody Noticed, but They Did”

“This Is Google’s Profile of You, Based on Your Search History”

“Remember in 1990, When That Guy in Your Dorm Interviewed at Microsoft and He Said That You Should Invest? Here’s What the Thousand Dollars You Had in Your Bank Account Would Be Worth if You’d Listened to Him!”

“This Is How Often That Person You’re Obsessed with Thinks About You”

“Here Are All the People Who Aren’t Looking at Your LinkedIn Profile”

“Remember Your Mom? You Won’t Believe Which Child She Loved the Best”

“Why Didn’t You Get That Job? It’s Not What You Think”

“Five Easy Steps for Not Caring About Anything Ever Again!”

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